So as I walked into work this morning, suspecting nothing, I noticed there were bunches of leaves apparently growing out of the sidewalk farther down the walkway. Being a decent botanist/horticulturist, I noted that large plants usually don't grow straight out of cement walkways, especially overnight, so I ventured down the walk to investigate and found the split Schefflera lying across the walkway. Instinct and adrenaline immediately took over and I made for the tool shed, whereupon I selected a couple choice cutting blades to quietly make quick work of the fallen branches. As can be seen in the pictures below, my wood-cutting technique is incredibly deft, and it wouldn't surprise me to find that my ancestors of yore were Siberian lumberjacks.
With help from the rest of the staff, everything was cleaned and tidied up so quickly and quietly that many of the guests who had seen the fallen tree and branches whilst on their way to the pier for morning coffee no doubt questioned the nature of their drinks from the night before as they walked back to their rooms finding not a twig in sight.
It is likely that the rest of this tree will be removed sooner rather than later, and I will be looking for a worthy plant to take its place. In the meantime, the remaining parts of the tree make a very good example for our guests and visitors of why proper pruning and the selection of strong trunk and branch junctures, especially when the trees are young, are vital to their long-term health and stability.
Rick Hederstrom
Associate Director
I actually wish it was an April Fool's joke. This was a spectacular tree but I am sorry to say that, as Rick hints, it will be completely removed next week when the gardens get their semi-annual tree trimming. We're hoping to replace it with a palm tree not yet in our collection - something unique - we're open to suggestions. And yes, there are still two other mature Schefflera's on the garden grounds so our northern friends can see what those "lobby plants" will grow into under the right conditions. jch
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